Part 1. We've been together since high school. Did you guys lose your V cards together? Yeah. You never caught no other penis? Well... There you go! Bro, my dad's here. Chill. Your dad's here. You don't understand. This makes it way better for all of us. Daddy? F*** with him, not me. F*** with him, not you. Yes. Um... no. So this sh*t is open? We'v
You know, living with you ain't easy. You're welcome. See. There right there. She steals the covers every night and swears that I'm the thief. Takes my shirts right off the hanger, says they look better on her than me. She moves my boots out of the way like the floor ain't where they go. And if I ask where something went, she smiles and says, 'Who
Mood. We just have to be in the woman. Me. There's nothing on me that would change my wife's mood. Nothing. The other night my wife was like, 'I'm not in the mood.' I was like, 'Yeah, I have just the thing to change that.' You know what she said to me? She said, 'Get that thing out of my face now.' No man in the history of mankind has ever been pre
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE PT 85. Watch Till End. Look at me. Wow, you're beautiful. Thanks. I wonder where we'd be if you weren't. I wonder where we'd be if you didn't have any money. What? You are so shallow. What's a really good thing you can't go deep then, isn't it? Emotional damage!
Asking my husband to leave while I change. Not paying attention. Can you step out while I change really fast? Just for a minute. Do you not remember what just happened like 30 minutes ago? Telling my husband he can't come in while I'm changing. I'm gonna change real quick, so don't come in, okay? Asking my husband to leave the room so I can get cha
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